google, squirrel!

When getting online for one thing but getting sidetracked by something else.

From the dog in the movie "UP"

I got online to check my bank account and was all google, squirrel! by Facebook

by paramaybe36 January 4, 2014

Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on

Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.

by BJ Strange March 7, 2014

Squirrel clutch

Grabbing and squeezing hard on a man's genitals in order to incapacitate them

He kicked me so i gave him the squirrel clutch

by Boiaa October 8, 2018

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

squirrel staph

Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"

I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!

by PurplePenis99 July 9, 2009

Squirrel Method

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.

Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight

by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025

Squirreling

The art of managing to lick the asshole, whilst having the penis in the troat and the balls filling the cheeks. Mostly done to your boss by an eager colleague.

Ed is squirreling his way to the top!

by CharleiB0B0 September 6, 2021