Outswiped yourself

When the actual content of a dating profile intensifies the first impression.

You’ve outswiped yourself here, might just be too attractive for your own good.

by DCGrin December 20, 2017

limit yourself

WHEN YOU FEEL THE WORLD SHAKING SO YOU STOP FUCKING DRINKING

David: “I might die of alcohol poisoning this weekend”

Alex: “Dude, just limit yourself and you won’t die”

David: “Great idea! Thanks bro!”

by K.H69 December 28, 2017

Peep Yourself

the act of killing yourself

Dude make sure you watch the road when you drive, you don't wanna wreck and Peep yourself.
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Man i cant believe what happened to Jimmy...he peeped himself.

by ynotporomo October 25, 2018

crumb yourself out

Settle for less than you deserve. Date a scrub or loser..

Girl you gonna crumb yourself out dating that scrub. You can do better than that.

by Paypaid July 6, 2019

Megamind yourself

To fake your own death

The good guy in megamind faked his own death. He killed himself was to megamind yourself

by Metro mans wifey August 2, 2019

Fuck yours

Ex husband can’t spell and texts Fuck yours instead of fuck you. you can’t stop laughing at how dumb he is.

Me. Hey are you going to pay child support this month? Ex, fuck yours! Me can’t stop laughing but still didn’t get the money.

by Brooklin F-Boi August 11, 2019

Skadush yourself

Skadush means to to move yourself

Your pissing me off skadush yourself

by Treat September 4, 2019