Wheel of Fortune

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1) A popular symbol representing the capricious nature of Fate. Of Greco-Roman origin, it was believed that the goddess Tyche/Fortuna would spin the Wheel of Fortune at random, granting some good fortune and others misfortune. The symbol persisted into the Middle Ages, namely with the Carmina Burana, a collection of 24 poems in Latin, Middle High German, and some French vernacular. In 1935-36, German composer Carl Orff set the poems to music as part of his cantata of the same name, which includes the famous "O Fortuna."

2. A popular American game show in which contestants spin a wheel and solve a word puzzle not unlike Hangman, earning money for every correct consonant based on the value displayed on each wedge. There are many instances of dumb contestants on Wheel who get puzzles completely wrong.
Wheel of Fortune is so much worse than Jeopardy!.
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE January 11, 2023
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Wheel of Fortune

From a Women’s perspective

Disclaimer: You must be able to levitate

Step1: There is a tarp with an X on the ground

Step 2: Recruit your trusted friends

Step 3: Get your man, make him lay on the X and take out his dick

Step 4: Place your mouth over large cock
Step 5: Activate levitation
Step 6: Have your friends grab your legs and spin you around in a circle with your mouth still connected to the cock
Step 7: Make your friends Run faster as you spin around his cock

Continue until the process is complete and the man has provide “good soup
“Girls, Tommy wants to try the Wheel of Fortune, Meet me at 6, bring the tarp
by Barbara Linn September 18, 2021
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wheel studs

permanently erect long nipples
Kurt: Man look at those!!!

Simon: WOW! Real wheel studs on her chest....

Samantha: was very proud of her wheel stud nipples, long enough to poke ya eye out...
by Townsman September 27, 2014
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Seattle spoon wheel

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.
I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel
by Afakename June 28, 2024
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wheel

i wanna wheel her
by cooldoge July 12, 2022
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wheels

"nice new wheels you got there sonny" - lovely new footwear
by east london mandem March 20, 2023
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Wheels

Someone who is a harbringer of death, distruction, and chaos. Schizophrenic sociopath who believes that skinwalkers are real and that they are impersonating some of his closest friends. Called Wheels because they for whatever reason can't use their legs and need to use a wheelchair.
Friend: Oi Wheels want to go to Cap C's?

Person who is dictated a "Wheels": Your not real.
by RollinWheels November 29, 2021
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