sam u well?

A question designed for people who enjoy annoying people and then filming their reactions.

1 " want to watch me destroy that person emotionally"
2 " idk bro, Sam u well? "

by HappyBdayGlouberman April 10, 2020

Urethral U-Boat

When a dude decorates his dick as a German U-31 class u-boat, and inserts a projectile, such as a nerf dart, into his urethra, so that when he climaxes into his partner, the projectile will be launched into his choice of holes.

I’m searching for a partner to perform the Urethral U-Boat on.

by VyXious January 12, 2018

Who U B?

Same as “Who are you?” Or “Who you is?”

“I’ve never seen you before. Who u b?”

by cuntrycornbreadgurl September 21, 2019

I o u

When you in debt to someone or very grateful for everything they have done for you.

I o u

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 2, 2020

u know the deal

You know what that means, I'm pretty sure. It's a bit like saying "you know how it is / u know what to do", a bit like saying that some bs are real

exp1

ur hoe: babe I’m horny, can I come over?

you: u know the deal

exp2

also she: just got out of the bathroom, I’m fresh for u

you: u know the deal Shawty, I’m comin

by Joedoejoe January 25, 2021

U Can't Touch This

A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff

Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)

by fc2078 January 4, 2021

R U AO?

Are you around?

When someone is on SKYPE, and they don't pick up their phone, you ask, "R U AO?"

by murrfy69 February 8, 2013