one eyed turtle

The one eyed turtle is when a woman uses the head of her partners penis and masturbates with it, the way a woman might use a dildo. Can be used as forplay or preformed until orgasim is achieved.

Your wife or girlfriend will cum again and again if you give her the one eyed turtle

by Tracy L B May 30, 2008

turtledove

A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.

I almost had a shart, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.

by YoJimmy November 5, 2006

Turtle neck Tac

This is when a 'Tic Tac' (sweet candy) is place inside the fore skin (turtle neck) and gently rolled around, hopefully getting some smegma on it. You then proceed by giving this tic tac to a victim without him/her knowing. It is important that you inform them after they have eaten it.

Aww dude, that guy just ate a turtle neck tac.

or

In Berlin Jmal ate a turtle neck tac...ewwww.

by captain cashew September 14, 2009

Red Turtle

The fecal matter that protrudes out the bum after anal intercours.

"That tasted like a red turtle."

by Sphincter Assfucker December 24, 2007

Greasy Turtle

Ari

That Ari is one greasy turtle.

by StarchnSpike December 15, 2018

Speedy the Turtle

The saddest turtle in the world. Lives in the basement of the Cunha residence. Even in harsh times such as Winter with no heat. Its home is a small plastic container hardly bigger than the length of this keyboard which I am typing on. If you tap on its shell it tries to swim away but to no avail for it is trapped for all eternity.

Wow you are sad, like Speedy the Turtle.

by King of Turtles January 18, 2005

turtle head

a popping turd out of the anus screaming and punishing you because you didnt take the time to shit this morning

whats his problem today? i dunno. he must have a turtle head

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003