King’s Island Eiffel Tower

A variant of the sexual position Eiffel Tower, instead where a man is being pegged by one woman partner in missionary and his face sat on by another woman to provide oral sex.

Did you hear Bubba got King’s Island Eiffel towered by Bobby Sue and Mary Kate?

by BottomsUpCo January 31, 2026

Logical Ivory Tower

An institution, community, or mindset where logic is treated as the exclusive domain of an elite—where certain ways of reasoning are privileged and others dismissed, where logical standards are set by those inside the tower and imposed on those outside. The Logical Ivory Tower mistakes its local standards for universal ones, its preferred methods for the only methods. It produces logical systems that work perfectly within the tower but fail outside it. The Logical Ivory Tower is the home of the hyperrationalist, the formalist, the one who confuses their toolkit with the toolbox.

Logical Ivory Tower Example: "The philosophy department was a logical ivory tower—debating fine points of formal logic while the world burned. Their arguments were impeccable; their relevance was zero. The tower kept them safe from the messy, illogical world—and also kept them useless to it."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Scientific Ivory Tower

An institution, community, or mindset where science is treated as the exclusive domain of an elite—where certain methods are privileged and others dismissed, where scientific standards are set by those inside the tower and imposed on those outside. The Scientific Ivory Tower mistakes its local practices for universal ones, its preferred methods for the only path to knowledge. It produces science that works within the tower but fails to address the needs of those outside. The Scientific Ivory Tower is the home of the academic who can't communicate with the public, the researcher whose work never leaves the lab, the discipline that has become irrelevant to the world it claims to study.

Scientific Ivory Tower Example: "The research institute was a scientific ivory tower—cutting-edge work, brilliant minds, zero impact. Their papers were cited by each other; their findings never reached the public. The tower kept them pure and irrelevant. Outside, people struggled with problems the tower could solve—if it ever looked down."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

they hit the second tower

when you thought the story was over, but more bad news came out.

no way she has had a man this whole time…they hit the second tower

by therealestouttherefr May 2, 2025

TOKYO RADIO TOWER

Going to Japan and getting a threesome whilst on tour. Where the Eiffel Tower is two blokes and a bird, the Tokyo Radio Tower is two fine Japanese ladies and a fella.

'Grandad the holiday was great, I did the Tokyo Radio Tower"

'Grandad the holiday was great, I did the Tokyo Radio Tower"

That's great son, when I was stationed in Japan I did the Tokyo Radio tower every week. I spent all my Army Pay doing the tower"

Grandad, you are the best, spank you for your service.

by Aliensnoofiend May 23, 2025

The Bob Tower

Sometimes called the Bobba, this tower is entirely made of black stone. It is completely bland and bob. It is related to The Bob Dome, and is constructed by The Bob Dome's creator's brother.

Man, I like how the Bob Tower is very interesting and has many details on it!

by savebobdome August 14, 2025

The twin tower burglary

The redheaded sausage goblins says, "hey you guys, remember the day when twin towers got burgled"

Friend looks, that petty gay guy says "is she that thick? The only thing that has been burgled round here is her kebab"

Remember the twin tower burglary

by Wardy198 September 10, 2025