Toasted Head

While getting head grab the girls hair and light the back of her hair on fire.

Brady: What happened to the back of her head dog.
Jordan: I gave her a toasted head last night and now she wont talk to me.

by adamlevine069 September 28, 2011

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Kiri Toast

The up coming God of this era

Bow down to Kiri Toast and beg for mercy

by KiriMotherFuckingToast February 27, 2023

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El Toaster Toast Toast

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by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023

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Not roasting just toasting

When someone says you’re making fun of them aka roasting them but you’re not REALLY making fun just poking fun

“Stop roasting me” “not roasting just toasting”

by Searchingforanogidea March 3, 2023

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Toasted Cheeser

When a women puts nacho cheese on your dick and hot sauce in her mouth and then gives you a BJ.

DUDE! I went back stage and the stripper gave me a toasted cheeser!

by OGWASHINGTON March 3, 2023

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Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

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