Spoon

1. Miniature shovel
2. Half of a spork
3. Cereal master tool
4. Weapon safe for children

Place the spoon on your nose to look and sound like squidward.

by PositivelyAsh October 12, 2019

Hokey Spoons

Bullshit, lies, fake news, made-up.

That's Hokey Spoons!

Glen just made that up. It's totally hokey spoons.

by Bluchkn April 13, 2023

forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

by Cozydinos August 21, 2024

Spoon

the definition of a fork/ mobile home

Have yu ever traveled on a spoon before?

by gucci spoon January 29, 2020

Spoon

A name given to you in math class.

Me: Hey, Spoon
Spoon: Hey

by Scorwed September 1, 2019

Playing the Spoons

a slang for shorush. usually it is injected by a syringe but criminal-kingpin Maxdonald has a tendency of putting shorush up a victim's nostril

"Come on over and I'll show you how to play the spoons"

Playing the spoons is really stupid because this show is really dumb

by Yoylecakius December 22, 2020

Spoon

An eating utensil used to eat Ben and jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream when you're alone on a Saturday.

"Grandma I need a spoon"

by BAJCFB May 3, 2018