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jerk off guilt

that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also
after cumming i saw a mother and son fucking and felt jerk off guilt
by ChewyPingu October 23, 2017
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Choke n jerk

When you ask someone/someone asks you to choke them as you jerk them off.
“No wyatt, im not gonna Choke n Jerk you, oh don’t cry into a pillow now…. don’t threaten to rape me???”
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Holy jerk off

A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.
Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?
by Baalo69 March 4, 2021
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Giggle Circle Jerk

When you start to giggle, then your friend starts to giggle because of your giggling, then you giggle harder at their giggle and so on.

Usually stops when someone in the circle can't breathe.
That's when she tripped and I immediately started a giggle circle jerk.
by Dirtii_Martini January 5, 2023
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Jerk du Soleil

While Karen is usually upset when she catches Jerry in the act, finding him upside down with one leg on the dresser and one leg atop the canopy bed whilst gripping and ripping, she could only admire his formidable Jerk du Soleil act.
by fatmexxx June 10, 2018
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Twerkle Jerk Shots

Similar to twerkle jerking, but when a group of guys begins circle jerk. A man or woman gets in the middle of the circle. The perso in the middle twerks with their mouth open. The first person to shoot the cum in the middle persons mouth wins. The others then have to lick the cum off of the middle person. Once the middle person is clean the twerkle jerk shots have ended.
Yo jeff how was your twerkle jerk shots party at 7 PM on Suday?
by PeterThePloppingPiper February 25, 2015
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Jerk Off Shuffle

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
by Dj Pj August 9, 2016
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