Unicorning

When you piss of your girlfriend or wifeo and you go to sleep and she cuts off your penis and glues it to your forehead

Don't piss me off or I'll cut your dick off and unicorning you

by Cyclonewind77 November 2, 2021

Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's

James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.

by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024

unicorn

a sweet fluffy cuddly creature that is caring and charming .

did you see that unicorn?
no.
it was so fluffy!:D
I love unicorns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by [e-mail] July 28, 2017

asian unicorn

Asian girl with a nice butt

Mygodman did you see that Asian girls butt, she’s a real Asian Unicorn

by Redman2286 September 8, 2021

whale shark unicorn

A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.

"Whale shark unicorn lovers are stupid "
"IKR"

by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 14, 2018

dank unicorn

Cool, special and unique, but not to be confused with cutting unicorns

You are a dank unicorn.

by Dickdick62 October 21, 2017

unicorn sanchez

A purplish pink stain above the lip that resembles a mustache from drinking a unicorn frappachino.

Dude you see that basic over there , she's got a unicorn sanchez going on.

by Patrick C. Bateman April 19, 2017