last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.

The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.

by QuacksO May 10, 2019

faded in my last song

sad song about how they cant get laid

faded in my last song soty.

by softieeyong November 6, 2020

Lover's Last Gift

When an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend brings over an object of interest to the others house, such as laptop, movie, sweater, etc, and the couple break up before it can be returned to the owner.

Cristina made me cupcakes and brought it in a plastic container. We never ate them all, so she left them in my fridge. We broke up a week later, its my lover's last gift! I'll put it next to the Nintendo 64 from Jacky, and the Prada handbag from Leila

by Theytoldmenottousemyrealname January 16, 2013

Not enough ass to last till sundown

At grandma's house when you break a glass coffee table, you get your ass whooped.

You broke my coffee table!! Ight imma beat you so bad its not enough ass to last till sundown

by Your grandma! March 4, 2020

last education

a) The last level of education attained by currently living adults who do no longer go to school, b) the last level of education attained by someone who has died whilst pursuing some form of education

Even though she passed away whilst wearing school uniform on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 at the age of 17, her last education was at Lima November High School, forever marking her dedication to learning.

by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025

Last Demon Dance

Bunch of dumb kids that believe it is for a high ranking gang member/mafia

Last demon dance is fake

by :………..: May 15, 2023

Someone that has farton as his or her last name

If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.

Person 1: Hey you Someone that has farton as his or her last name
Farton: oh yeah I touchs kids.

by stranger.1 May 22, 2024