Mendoza Effect

When only half of what you say is true yet people believe everything you say, that's the Mendoza Effect

There is no way that can be true! Joe tricked you with the Mendoza Effect

by Wordsmithy June 1, 2018

The Lamont effect

The situation of trying not to get propositioned by women but being such a puss magnet that it's inevitable.

He was trying to have a quite drink in the smokers section but the Lamont effect was in full force

by The diamond April 27, 2019

clitoriolis effect

The necessity of circular motion in tonguing a woman to orgasm. (of note: in the northern hemisphere, tonguing must occur in a clockwise motion; south of the equator, tongue motion must be executed counter clockwise to achieve equal effect)

Cheryl did not come through straight intercourse. I always had to subsequently apply the clitoriolis effect to get her there.

by ChuckChaser69 December 10, 2011

Sweetcorn Effect

When someone is unable to extract anything meaningful out of information presented to them, either verbally from another person or through forms of media.
Parallel taken from the apparent lack of change to a sweetcorn kernel after it has passed through the human digestive system.

"You may as well not bother telling him, it's the sweetcorn effect with him"

by Solonist March 24, 2010

The Gibson Effect

The uncontrollable physical pull towards a member of a band regardless of their every day appearance.

Could you feel the gibson effect at that gig last night, the band were hot!

by MorrisOwner August 10, 2010

Hammad effect

when a girl is uncontrollably in love with Hammad. Originated by Hammad but the effect has been known to work for other guys too on very rare occasion.

"yo i really love that boy, i dont know why"
"its cuz your getting the hammad effect girl!!!"

by 2000Fly May 16, 2019

Cypriot Effect

The rise in salience of recently discussed or observed information, providing a heightened sensitivity in preparation for a subsequent observation of related stimuli, often resulting in a Cypriot coincidence.

Discussing Girl Scout cookies you realize that living in a city, you never see girl scouts. The heightened sensitivity of 'girl scouts' is the Cypriot Effect that perchance would result in the sighting of a girl scout in the city, a Cypriot Coincidence.

by fluggerbug September 24, 2009