When Luke has a fever of 104 and above, body aches, ears ringing, and my ears won’t pop! Hopefully this will all be over in 5 days or less! But super Covid last 13 days!
by Big daddy L2 December 20, 2022
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Thanks to Covid-🏴 ☠️, Somali marauders have had a boon time attacking a number of ships this year in spite of the economic pains brought about by Covid-19 at home—they sell their loot to buy food to survive the pandemic crisis.
by Covido December 13, 2020
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The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.
by anonymous January 15, 2021
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by BidetsRUs January 6, 2024
Get the Richey COVID mug.What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.
Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
by Bambianca December 25, 2021
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Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)
by Disruptorgun September 18, 2020
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by Demonoid4242 June 16, 2021
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