your shipment of fail has arrived

a reaction to a bad meme

your shipment of fail has arrived.

by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020

Sussy failed abortion

What suspicious people are called in the uk

Haha that guy looks like a sussy failed abortion

by Sussy director September 10, 2021

Failing

To shred on Banjo. Be able to pick the hell out of a 5 string Banjo.

Billy was failing all night yesterday during the show. My face melted watching Billy Failing.

by BMFSgoat December 10, 2021

Flavor fail

When your taste buds are let down.

He was expecting diet coke, but when he actually drank bong water with cigarette butts, it was a flavor fail.

by blkwdo January 31, 2021

Ass Fail

One who encompasses the features of being an ass and fails. One who loves to play video games, watch stupid videos on the Web, and sing. Really great at playing with Legos, and loves saying catch phrases such as, "True story," or "BATTLE DAMAGE!" or even, "sh*t is crazzzz'y!"

Caaaarl is a big Ass Fail. He just doesn't know what to do.

by MissInevitable February 24, 2012

I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.

Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023

Job Fail

When a company is no longer functional in terms of pay, benefits, growth, etc...

When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.

The starting stage of a crashing company.

Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.

Peter: Luke, do you have any vacancies in your company?
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.

Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.

by Spectre from above April 20, 2010