fat cunt

a word to describe your mother in law

Im marrying your daughter you fat cunt!

by hahaha July 22, 2003

total cunt

Generally an abusive, scheming, manipulative exploitative person with very poor judgement of value in life.
The expression is not limited to either gender, and the recipient can be alive or dead.
E.g." Thatcher..she was a total cunt! ", or , Cameron; not only is he a nobhead and wanker, but also a 'total cunt'.
To be used with caution so as not to dilute its meaning!

Why is Nigel Farage such a 'total cunt'?

by stevelarive January 11, 2015

cunt carnival

The opposite of a sausage fest. When a there is a massive group of women with only one guy around.

I can't believe I am the only guy in the room, this is such a cunt carnival.

by alf April 3, 2005

Cheers cunt

Used as an alternative to bye or thanks with close friends, If used in other situations people think you are a rude dick

Eg 1

Person 1: Anyways i have to go, bye

Person 2: Cheers cunt

Eg 2
Person 1: I got you a coffee

Person 2: Cheers cunt

by Johhan189 July 21, 2011

Cunt me in

An expression used when you agree to become part of an epic fuck fest involving many hot, possibly drunken, sluts.

Mikey: Yo! It's beer night at the sorority house and they just made a booty call! Wanna come with?

Steve-o: Oh yeah! Cunt me in!

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

cunt berry

(noun) A globular accumulation of dried smegma, semen, and/or vaginal fluild around hair shafts near the vagina. Analogous to a dingle-berry that hangs from an ass hair.

"While eating out Cindy, I was unpleasantly surprized to bite into a cunt berry."

by Alan69 August 9, 2007

miserable cunt

A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.

See bitch.

I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.

by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004