a texas loosey consists of blowing your load on a girl's face, then breaking a glass over the top of her head.
Man, that girl slapped the drink outta my hand an the bar today, breaking the glass on the floor!! Dont worry, though, i took her home and busted a Texas Loosey on her that night.
by Jplotstein August 22, 2008
Get the Texas Looseymug. A common occurrence at bear events (events for the husky, hairy gay man).
First you get sucked half hard by another attendee. Then that person guesses how far down your leg your cock will go and pins his club pin or some other pin to that spot. This is supposed to irritate the head and cause a wet spot on the pants.
Often an initiation for first time attendees
First you get sucked half hard by another attendee. Then that person guesses how far down your leg your cock will go and pins his club pin or some other pin to that spot. This is supposed to irritate the head and cause a wet spot on the pants.
Often an initiation for first time attendees
Bear: hey, did you hear what happened to Jim at TBRU?
Cub: Yeah, he got a Texas pinning the first night!
Cub: Yeah, he got a Texas pinning the first night!
by Apprehensive Bear February 12, 2010
Get the Texas Pinningmug. The men raps his penis around the girls ear and sticks th.penis in the ear leaving a chunky white substance in the ear
by CrazyRhino July 15, 2017
Get the texas earballmug. by johnd July 18, 2006
Get the the heart of Texasmug. by Fromtheburbstho October 16, 2013
Get the Greenville Texasmug. by toastmaster2 October 25, 2006
Get the Texas Toastmug. "The biggest little small town in Texas." Contrary to popular belief, Paris is not the most country and hillbilly place around. It is a perfectly normal town that has both intelligent and unintelligent people (just like anywhere else).
Paris has a few must-see attractions such as:
1) The Eiffel Tower (not as big as the one in France but ours has a cowboy hat)
2) Jesus in Cowboy Boots (located down the road from the Eiffel Tower in Evergreen Cemetery)
3) and The Historic Downtown (Culbertson Fountain is a lovely place to visit any time of the year)
Paris has a few must-see attractions such as:
1) The Eiffel Tower (not as big as the one in France but ours has a cowboy hat)
2) Jesus in Cowboy Boots (located down the road from the Eiffel Tower in Evergreen Cemetery)
3) and The Historic Downtown (Culbertson Fountain is a lovely place to visit any time of the year)
Guy 1: Dude! Did you know there was a Paris, Texas?
Guy 2: Yea, I've been there before. It's a pretty cool town.
Guy 2: Yea, I've been there before. It's a pretty cool town.
by texasgirl11234 November 29, 2012
Get the Paris, Texasmug.