titty cream

An antiseptic cream, which doesn't actually exist, specifically for the purpose of applying to enflamed, grazed, chafed, cut or swollen nipples.

By the end of the marathon, Morticia's nipples were so swollen and red-raw, having just had a sweaty running shirt chafing them for a good 4 hours or more, that she applied a whole tube of titty cream to both of them.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

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titti skipper

1. A person that skips from one thing to another; basicly hypocrite

2. When someone drives a muscle car and then jumps to an import

ex: Tim is a titti skipper because he Mr.Jones fat when he's fatter than him

ex:Joe:Ey Evan did you see Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift?
Evan:Yea why?
Joe:The main character is such a titti skipper.
Evan:Cause he started with a muscle car and at the end he drove an import.
Joe:Yea fuck that lets go watch Hannah Montana.

by ChivaMex408 April 21, 2009

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Clipboard Titties

A tit so saggy that you can hang School Pictures, Shopping lists, etc.. from.

Mom can you hang up my art project, you know you got those clipboard titties

by KiDd2019 October 18, 2019

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titty kick

A kick of an Australian Rules football which is so accurate that it hits the target on the tit, ie chest. the receiver of such a kick has 99% chance of catching it. once a titty kick is performed, one must scream "RIGHT ON THE TIT" to let everyone know of the kick.

person a: RIGHT ON THE TIT
person b: what a titty kick!!

by coinroller July 12, 2007

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Bong Titty

The phenomenon of heightened male breast growth due to increased estrogen levels resultant of excessive marijuana intake. Usually take the shape of a flacid torpedo.

Ya see the bong titty on that dude

by ssi January 26, 2007

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