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Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.
Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.
by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024
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Adventure Tim

Sean's nickname.
"Hey have you met Sean before?"

"You mean Adventure Tim?"

"Yes."
by Adventure Tim June 17, 2025
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Tiny Tim

by TZORizzypie October 3, 2023
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Tim Toucher

You already know who it is. A person who 'enjoys the company' of students after hours. Not a pedophile as victims aren't always minors. That has to count for something right?

Habits: Frequents bars, bakes cookies and completes Personal Projects.

Characteristics: Torta
P1: "Why does 21 have a meeting with MacDougall?"

P2: "Haven't you heard? He got violated by the Tim Toucher"
by Danos Del Zyn December 1, 2025
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Tim

Tim is a very kind person. He always would do what you say and always would help you. But he´s very loud. Sometimes people are distracted by him, because he´s shouting so loud. But he is still a very nice guy. He is not really interested what people think about him and he doesn´t really like gossiping about someone. He is sometimes kind of a freak but in a good way:) He sometimes behaves very childish.
Friend 1: Oh, well... I have to say that this person is very...
Tim: Stop. He´s my friend and I will not gossip about him with you.
by google.comlol March 11, 2019
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Toyota Tim

When you buy a piece of crap used truck, and it costs more money to fix everything, than the original price of the truck
I did something really stupid. I bought a car for $10,000.00, Turns out I did a Toyota Tim.
by Not my job Dalton April 3, 2020
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Tim

Tim is someone who is very tall and likes to date Nylah
Person 1 : do you know tim?
Person 2 : Yeah, he's the tall guy that dates Nylah
by Sub2Lousk September 24, 2021
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