Circles jerk

When you beat off to geometry. Not to be confused with circle jerk.

Timmy! You better not be having a circles jerk again! That's not what I meant by do your math homework!

by TrickyPiggy January 8, 2019

circling the gulf

Making out with the recipient of a Dirty Sanchez.

After giving her the poop mustache we totally made out.

by Cliff M. July 12, 2004

circle of wipe

The act in which you bring a tasty snack when you are about to defecate.

Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe

Oh man I brought this tasty sandwich to the shitter so I can enjoy a nice circle of wipe

by DirtyHairy June 23, 2015

Outer circle shove

When a group of friends in a circle are approached by someone they dont like, who constantly shoves his way in between people to feel like he is a part of the conversation

Johnathon- "Did you here what happened to Stacey last night?!?"

Brendan(awkard weird guy)- *shove, shove* "hey guys!, what happened to Stacey?"

Johnathon-"oh nothing.. it was stupid..

Everyone Else- *walks away slowly*

Johnathon- "i hate it when people do an outer circle shove"

by TheAbusementPark June 2, 2013

jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.

"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"

by bitch squad October 9, 2016

Circle-twerk

1) When a bunch of blowhards and/or pseudo-intellectuals - usually self-identified women - get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other's viewpoints (an often flawed, and self-serving exercise in confirmation bias) to the point of redundancy, stroking each other's egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation to circle-jerk). and/or asses. Basically, it's what happens when the choir preaches to itself.

In addition, the people participating in the circle-twerk will reject an outsider they perceive to be 'male', when the individual is not performing the proverbial 'twerk' dance move (i.e. not aligned with the opinion of the group)

2) *NOT* When a group of people (often self-identified women) stand in a circle, performing the dance 'twerking'.

Tyler's attempt to voice an opinion was rejected by Jordan's posse, which was obviously a circle-twerk and not open to differing perspectives

by Thinkerbell May 26, 2020

Habsburg Circle

An incestuous gang bang, what else could it be?

(Habsburg refers to an incestuous royal family that ruled over large parts of Europe in the medieval times)

Bobby: Hey have you tried a Habsburg circle yet?
Nate: Ew no, are you okay?

by Elm8593 October 19, 2023