Texas Pinning

A common occurrence at bear events (events for the husky, hairy gay man).

First you get sucked half hard by another attendee. Then that person guesses how far down your leg your cock will go and pins his club pin or some other pin to that spot. This is supposed to irritate the head and cause a wet spot on the pants.

Often an initiation for first time attendees
Bear: hey, did you hear what happened to Jim at TBRU?
Cub: Yeah, he got a Texas pinning the first night!
by Apprehensive Bear February 12, 2010
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Texas Loosey

a texas loosey consists of blowing your load on a girl's face, then breaking a glass over the top of her head.
Man, that girl slapped the drink outta my hand an the bar today, breaking the glass on the floor!! Dont worry, though, i took her home and busted a Texas Loosey on her that night.
by Jplotstein July 26, 2008
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the heart of Texas

It was so hot in San Antonio that Lindsey was sweating deep in the heart of Texas.
by johnd July 19, 2006
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texas earball

The men raps his penis around the girls ear and sticks th.penis in the ear leaving a chunky white substance in the ear
Me and my girl were.feeling good so I gave her a texas earball
by CrazyRhino July 12, 2017
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Greenville Texas

Gangstaville Texas. Same as the name tho. We get down for that paper.
They thought we wasn't bangin in east Texas but they ain't been to Greenville Texas!
by Fromtheburbstho October 17, 2013
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Texas Toast

When you eat a girls asshole out while she is on her period.
by toastmaster2 October 23, 2006
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Paris, Texas

"The biggest little small town in Texas." Contrary to popular belief, Paris is not the most country and hillbilly place around. It is a perfectly normal town that has both intelligent and unintelligent people (just like anywhere else).

Paris has a few must-see attractions such as:
1) The Eiffel Tower (not as big as the one in France but ours has a cowboy hat)
2) Jesus in Cowboy Boots (located down the road from the Eiffel Tower in Evergreen Cemetery)
3) and The Historic Downtown (Culbertson Fountain is a lovely place to visit any time of the year)
Guy 1: Dude! Did you know there was a Paris, Texas?
Guy 2: Yea, I've been there before. It's a pretty cool town.
by texasgirl11234 November 28, 2012
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