by Xaeroth October 8, 2007
Get the Steps to thatmug. A male between the ages of 19 and 31 that is usually the boyfriend of a single mom. They are usually too immature to act as a role model and have a tendency to either be too inept to help watch children and do other parent stuff, thus becoming a burden; or will beat/kill a child over something that's not a big deal, for example, a video game.
Person no.1: did you see her boyfriend
Person no.2: yeah, dude looks too much like he could be a step-manchild
Person no.2: yeah, dude looks too much like he could be a step-manchild
by Caesar_Destroyer_of_Normies January 14, 2019
Get the step-manchildmug. The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.
The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.
by denshanosenshi September 8, 2019
Get the Janitorial Two-Stepmug. A cowardice loser who your mom made the mistake of sleeping with after divorcing your equally terrible biological father. Your mom will slowly begin to care about your step-dad more than she cares about you and will completely ignore, or even take his side when he decides to project his own insecurities onto you by relentlessly bullying and trying to make you feel bad about yourself for years. Your entire family will see your step-dad as a good guy and the perfect substitute for your abusive biological father, when little do they know, he causes you the same amount of emotional distress that your biological father used to. Your step-dad will also make you feel like your problems simply don't exist and will call you an attention whore if you even dare to mention or express any type of mental health problems you have in front of him. And the worst part is that you will have to deal with this feeble excuse for a human being until you are old enough and financially stable enough to live on your own.
by wise mystical tree October 4, 2022
Get the step-dadmug. A magical restorative potion made from Goldschläger and Monster energy drink, mixed in whatever measure you have available. Side effects include temporary blindness, incompetence and astral projection.
by Bobby Spoons August 11, 2017
Get the Clown stepmug. 
Get the step-great-grandparent-in-lawmug. 
Get the step-great-granddaughter-in-lawmug.