Sparch

Verb; To ignite or light a bowl of marijuana or a joint.

"You dawg, sparch the blunt"

by BigO5000 March 1, 2012

Tony sparks Trees

The best rap artist you never heard of.His LP "Chronical Thoughts" is amazing and original.

1-Tony sparks Trees is great for all the piff he puts in the air.
2-I'ma burn it down like "Tony sparks Trees".

by tstrees August 29, 2007

spartan kick

When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".

Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.

by this_guy703 September 26, 2010

Spartan

A drinking game much like a centurion where the player must drink 300 shots in 300 minutes (one per minute). Any drink can be used but beer or similar percentage alcohol is advised. Whoever can finish without throwing up earns the title spartan, this title can stick with the player forever and be similar in stature to an O.B.E. The player can then add spartan as a suffix to their name eg(John Smith, Spartan).

Bob: Why did you miss lectures today?
Tim: I Did a Spartan last night
Bob: So your the cunt who drank my crate of beer!!
Tim: Thats no way to talk to a Spartan!
Bob: Sorry Tim

by fandango8 March 5, 2008

Sparkle pony

A high maintenance person who is unprepared for a harsh work environment and becomes a burden to their teammates. You may keep them around because they make you feel good about yourself, but they are the target of verbal abuse and the butt of jokes.

Worker 1: "Why is Ken still around?"

Worker 2: "Eh. He's a pain but he's easy to make fun of. It's always nice to have a 'sparkle pony' on the team."

by Maverick1849 October 31, 2011

Spartans

National condom of Canada.

In America, we have Trojans.
In Canada, they have Spartans.

by ahhdammit November 11, 2010

sparksattack

Consuming so much Sparks and/or Sparks Plus that you have to take a moment alone to calm yourself down. May include fumbled, excessive speech as well as an extremely fast heart rate. Usually accompanied by an orange mouth and orange teeth.

So I was trying to get at that blond girl, when I had to go to the bathroom to settle down. She thought I was blowing lines, but it was just another sparksattack. My thirteenth of the year.

by Lee Fasterson October 18, 2007