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Skeet Gifting

Skeet Gifting. (v) the act of shooting down Jeff Bezos vision of the future. As unmanned octocopters fill the sky with deliveries from amazon.com; the practise will become more common place. Not for material gain by the shooter, but, as a way to spread the wealth across the seas of the unwashed. See “slacktivism.” Both the shooter and the recipient feel morally and ethically gratified after every “take down”.
"Hey paw. Isn't Santa coming this year. No son. We have to rely on the skeet gifting of others son. Jeff will see us through.
by IKaizen December 2, 2013
mugGet the Skeet Giftingmug.

Skeet Stouche

A layer of ejaculate spread across the upper lip forming a moustache made of semen.
"I whipped out my cock and blew my load on her upper lip, forming a "Skeet Stouche"
by corndog1111 May 17, 2016
mugGet the Skeet Stouchemug.

Skeeted

When you get caught by Skeet Hanson. The persona of the YouTuber Skeeter Jean who catcher predators like Chris Hanson hence the name Skeet Hanson which is a combo of Skeet Jean and Chris Hanson
A pedo just got caught by Skeet Hanson and is in cuffs

Skeet Hanson: I'm Skeet Hanson with the predatorial investigation unit and you have been skeeted.
by WilllovesJoshhutcherson July 13, 2024
mugGet the Skeetedmug.

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