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Short Man Syndrome

When some short guys think they need to act tough to make up for their short stature. They may also try extra hard to get hold of any women.
"Paul is a little guy with a big ego. He's 5 foot 4 but has biceps the size of boulders. He also looks extra hard for girls on Snapchat or Instagram who he doesn't even know, to act like he can get a girl. Definition of Short Man Syndrome
by Schmo October 18, 2018
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Short Bosnian Man

A short, beaver looking Bosnian child who likes to be racist and retarded with his friends. He also likes to force dinosaurs to fuck and create horrific, mutation stacked abominations.
Online Person: Dude, you're such a nigger.
Short Bosnian Man: MOM, THIS GUY CALLED ME A NIGGER!
by Professional Racist April 4, 2022
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Creamy Shorts Syndrome

Creamy Shorts Syndrome typically occurres in a guy that's just past puberty. It's defined as an acute / rapid errectile onset that causes a guy to blow his wad in his pants and walk around school with his books in front of his genitals for the rest of the days. (also referred to as Spontaneous Human Erruption)
God Damn, that blondes playing volleyball has tits the size of a yoga ball! I think I've just had a Creamy Shorts Syndrome. Fuck, I'm outta underwear!
by Iiiieeew Hefner June 23, 2010
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Ol' Short Eyes

President Biden. A derivation of "Ol Blue Eyes" nickname for Frank Sinatra, but given an appropriate description given the Joe Biden's predilection for pedophilia.
Don't ever let your young daughter stand by Ol' Short Eyes for a picture if she ever visits the White House!
by Cuivre2004 July 7, 2022
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Short cutie <33

A short cutie is someone who is both short and a cutie.. these things may vary between certain people and some certain animals. But, the biggest main definition of this term is someone by the name of bee <33 bee is literally the cutest little shortie on earth >:)
“Hi bee”
Bee: “hello pineapple :3”
You’re a Short cutie <33”
Bee: awww 🥰
by qq.jxi August 4, 2022
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skzank shorts

short shorts that are worn on women making them apear to be a skank
wow look at those skzank shorts on kelly
by Adam Rogers October 18, 2004
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Short-Answer

Any answer that is not multiple choice, matching, or an essay.
a. Matt is a "dumbass," where the word in parentheses is the short-answer
b. solve: 2x=4, "x=2" where the word in parentheses is the short-answer
by Matt "The Dumbass" Mounts January 18, 2009
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