going to the flower shop

going to a transexual massage parlor

I just got a fist full of dollars from the race tracks so I'm going to the flower shop!

by sspamalot June 23, 2012

ugly shopping

Ugly Shopping: Similar to ugly crying.

Ugly shopping is when you’re so upset about a thing that you bought all the wrong shit and the clothes are ugly.

Ugly Shopping: I was trying to spoil myself at the mall after my breakup with Antonio but he had me so upset and everything I bought bought was ugly AF!

by ShayDB July 26, 2018

Four-Way Barber Shop

The Four-Way Barber Shop involves a girl taking it from behind, in front, and giving two hand jobs. Upon completion, all four guys (bonus points if synchronized) cum in her hair and style into an updo.

Karen stopped by the Four-Way Barber Shop for a blow out but got wayyy more than she planned for.

by BlahVol December 24, 2023

The money shop

A place where you go to borrow money, cash cheques or sell some gold. For people that work at the money shop this is where you go to atone for the sins of your forefathers.

see also hell purgatory punishment

Jim- Does jack seem different to you?

Lucy- Yh he got a job at the money shop and lost his soul

by eobard thawne June 9, 2018

donkey shopping

Searching for dat ass

Man, I was donkey shopping last night and scored some sweet ass.

by Pseudosaint October 6, 2016

back to school & back to school SHOPPING

back to school is the sad part, BUT BACK TO SCHOOL SHOPPING? HELLLOOOOO SSOSOSOSOSOOSSOO FUN.

mom: you ready to go back to school?
me: no.
mom: ohhh i meant back to school shopping
me: YESSSSSAAAYAYAYAYAYA\
mom: but you know you have to go back to school & back to school shopping because you have oreintation,

by ihearttaylorr August 3, 2023

Shop Keto

When you miss spell shooketh

I was absolutely Shop Keto

by Gusgus9876 July 30, 2019