mad sharter

Someone who sharts way to fucking much. You see shit stains all over his / her underwear. The person has tire tracks galore. They also generally smell really fucking bad

If your grandpa has Alzheimer's and defecates in some depends underwear, then he is in fact a mad sharter

by hoodgenius July 8, 2011

Resident Shitter

n. Some fucker who's always in the bathroom stall no matter when you walk in,sometimes with phone also.

Seems like someone's always in here. Must be the Resident Shitter.

by JoeNJ2 January 3, 2014

Full Shatner

When you're dancing totally normal, and you hear a song that gets your mojo movin'...so you bust some sick, over-exaggerated dance moves (example: flailing arms, throwing yourself around the room, etc)

"Holy fuck, did you see Joey on the dance floor last night at that bat mitzvah? He went Full Shatner! I've never seen him cut rug like that. Bitch can bust a move."

by V. von D. October 14, 2014

Phantom Shitter

Someone who shits on the floor of a public dressing room or toilet with the intention to cause homur or havoc

I saw the work of a Phantom Shitter yesterday. I caught a Phantom Shitter in the bathroom

by BossSauce210 January 30, 2016

Phantom Shitter

The true meaning of "shit", is the shit that simply lies in the toilet. Phantom shitter is when someone takes a HUGE shit in public toilets without flushing. that is the typical definition of an asshole. a perfect example of a phantom shitter is "Kevin Truong".

The Phantom Shitter has struck again, this time killing hundreds of people in Paris!

by Prisoner of Afghanistan February 4, 2016

Sex shitter

When someone can't control their bowls when they orgasims... They shit at the same time as they climax .

That Babcock , he's a real sex shitter.
Look at that little sex shitter go

by Joseph w fifty pounds of gunt April 27, 2016

Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon someone who participates in the practice of defecating in the cat litter tray so as not to miss a crucial moment in a televised live sporting event by leaving the room to visit the bathroom.

"Dude, I seriously need a shit but I just know the Broncos are gunna score a touchdown as soon as I leave the room".
"Don't sweat it Bro, just curl one out in the cat litter tray and clean it up after the game".
"Seriously Dude"?
"Yeah no problem, I do it all the time when watching the game, your eyes never need to leave the TV. I'm a regular Litter Shitter".

by The Shanners August 22, 2016