Sexually Dry

When someone (usually someone awkward in most situations) refuses to engage in any kind of sexual activity. Ex: grinding, fingering, handjobs, blowjobs... ect.

Guy 1) "Aye, have you heard that Mason's girlfriend is sexually dry?"

Guy 2) "Sucks to be him."

by MiwaUchiha June 3, 2018

Dream Sexual

A mental disorder developed from being too hardcore of a dream stan.

Lunatic: Dream is so hot
Person with functional brain: Dream is cool but how do you know that he's hot? You've never seen his face.
Lunatic: I'm such a dream sexual.
Person with functional brain: *loads machine gun* Goodbye, you disgust me. * unloads 20 whole 100 bullet magazines into lunatic's chest*

by Prince Stero October 3, 2021

Sexual Suicide

When hitting a girl from the back, you get up close to her ear, and ever so quietly whisper “uhh like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”… then see how fast you die

Steve: I just can’t believe Joe’s dead
Bob: I know, and too Sexual Suicide

by Dr Domealittle June 17, 2021

Dream Sexual

If u are dream sexual ur prob 8 and u should die in a fire

Person 1: im dream sexual

Person 2: ......
Person 1: keeps going on because dream mf's annoying as shit
Person 2: off urself u fucking piece of shit u dumb cunt
Person 1: cries

by 360TapStrafeWallJumpDickSlap August 28, 2021

Sexual Apocalypse

1. An apocalyptic event predicted to take place on August 6th, year unknown.
2. An event thrown annually on August 6th to ward off the predicted apocalypse.

// Are you having people over for the sexual apocalypse this year?

// I’m so hungover… yesterday was the sexual apocalypse. But on the bright side, we survived another year! YES, HOWIE!

by CoolinFirth November 25, 2021

Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.

“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”

by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021

Emo-sexual

A person who is attracted to anything that would get them attention.

Did you hear about that emo-sexual girl? She fucked a toaster.

by Gclance June 24, 2016