salt consumer

He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.

Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"

by blockpixelz June 20, 2022

Salt Lick

The act of sucking the dick of someone who is abusive or toxic, but excellent at sex.

Calder gave me a salt lick

by ✨Bi Panic✨ July 3, 2022

Dabbin’ Salt

Girl (or small group of girls/women no more than 4) who have nothing better to do than to serially drop in at any time in the day (hookie hours) or late night (graveyard shift) and spew defamatory gossips about any and everyone creating punitive and compensatory damages keeping me with money in my pocket

I/got/sprinklers fuh’years/they be/dabbin’ salt

by iconoclast celebrity February 23, 2022

SALTS

smiled a little then stopped

billy : why’d the chicken cross the road?

me:why

billy:to get to the other side

me:SALTS

by mind you damn Business February 24, 2022

Salt fever

Obsession with reaching a higher speed on the bonneville salt flats.

James says he isnt leaving till he hits 160. Hes got salt fever.

by Cpdough18 February 28, 2022

Castlederg Salt Lamp

When you fill a girl’s mouth with pop rocks and receive a blow job from her

I got a Castlederg Salt Lamp yesterday it was great

by jaffa67 October 4, 2025

Salt water taffy

The salt water taffy; When you take one ball and one ball only from your nut sack, and roll up on both sides (so it looks like a salt water taffy wrapper). Take a picture and send it to your boys.

Yo dude wtf Jaden just hit me with a salt water taffy!

by Retardation foundation October 13, 2025