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skank stalking

To purposely go out on the town in search of loose women.
Yo,
lets put on a primer coat and go skank stalking.
by Max.L May 16, 2007
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face slacking

Spending all your time on facebook when you should be doing something else of much greater importance.
Jennie- Man, I have two hours to write this 1,000 word essay for my psychology class. I could have done it last night, but I was totally face slacking.
Adri-...shitty
by Pinkspi January 18, 2009
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Mud Stickin'

When oral sex is performed on a man with fecal matter in the giver's mouth.
Jack is so in to fecal play that he and Jill have been mud stickin' lately.
by Izzaaron February 28, 2009
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Signal Stalking

When you purposely get a red light and/or take a red light so you stay in the same area of the car so you can check out a hot girl in a car.
Pipi was totally signal stalking Josh's sister in a BMW.

I love to signal stalk!

What is signal stalking?

TNSLPPTSO?
by The Shit List April 1, 2009
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Pocket Stalking

A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.
Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?

I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month
by Edwinnaar May 17, 2009
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Half Stalking

A Person who likes to be around you, and talk to you, displaying interest in you but not truly stalking you. This is often mistakening for actual stalking by ignorant people, and to a certain degree is socially acceptable. It is the act of pursuing someone in an atempt to befriend them, date them, or create a buisness relationship with them. Half-Stalking is a habit that a person can grow out off, and change. Half-Stalking is restricted to a specific location, such as A REC center, work, or school.
In High School

Person A: Ugh, that guy is such a stalker. He's always following me, and saying hi to me, when he sees me in the hallways.

Person B: Um, that nots stalking... its Half Stalking. He only talks to you at school. Maybe there just trying to get to know you. I think he likes you! It's not like he sends creepy phone calls or follows you home.

Person A: I never thought about that. For better or worse, He is kinda interesting...
by Sir Flux September 28, 2009
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kunta sticking

The act of a man having sex with a woman and fucking like a captive fresh off the slave boat.
He rolled her over face down ass up for doggie style and proceeded to give her the kunta stickingof her life.
by filmzillz October 25, 2009
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