A willy which is cleverly disguised as a sofa/settee/arm chair. It can be a perticularly hairy sofa willy for detail.
Imagine a typical willy shape which would be drawn on a school desk. Put two circles on in the middle of each bollock. Add a stump at the bottom of each bollock to make the feet of the arm chair. Add other details such as material on the back part of it. You now have a Sofa Willy.
by Joelle Millard April 6, 2007
Get the Sofa Willy mug."Soft nuttin" is something that can happen to any adolescent male. The term coincides with the ejaculation of sperm. A male is said to have "soft-nutted" when his penis is completely flaccid, yet somehow he ejaculates instantly.
Soft nuttin can be triggered from various situations. For example: Seeing something very sexual that makes you blow your load.
Soft nuttin can be very unexpected and unannounced. The element of surprise is what always gets you.
Soft nuttin can be triggered from various situations. For example: Seeing something very sexual that makes you blow your load.
Soft nuttin can be very unexpected and unannounced. The element of surprise is what always gets you.
Damn that girl was so fine, I was straight soft nuttin'.
I soft nutted when I saw Keisha bend over.
I'll bet Mr. Cornell soft nutted when his wife told him that she would blow his cock!
I soft nutted when I saw Keisha bend over.
I'll bet Mr. Cornell soft nutted when his wife told him that she would blow his cock!
by G.M.O February 2, 2008
Get the soft nuttin' mug.When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly
Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!
by trets May 7, 2009
Get the Softened by Distance (SBD) mug.Used as an adjective to describe people, people's actions, or situations that do not match one's expectations. Similar to the word soft except this definition gives a brighter spin to the remark. Implying that there are harder issues out there, and this current one is soft when compared to.
Commonly used by hip-hopping youngsters.
Commonly used by hip-hopping youngsters.
C.D. - Yo B. how was ECON 2000???
B. - Softer Issues Styll brooo. Lets run some Black Ops!
C.D. - Dunno! Im recording tooo
B. - why bother? LOL
C.D. - Oye Teri Maa Ki!
B. - OHO!
B. - Softer Issues Styll brooo. Lets run some Black Ops!
C.D. - Dunno! Im recording tooo
B. - why bother? LOL
C.D. - Oye Teri Maa Ki!
B. - OHO!
by Hindusoul October 27, 2010
Get the Softer Issues mug.Sofia and Joshua make the perfect couple, although Sofia is very popular, and goes to many parties, whereas Joshua prefers to stay home and play video games, and is not too well-known. Joshua can be incredibly shy at first , but after a few days, he can reveal his true, upbeat, funny, and outgoing nature which has Sofia attracted to him. Despite social preferences, Sofia and Joshua have many things in common. Many people find amusement in looking at this couple, as Sofia is quite noticeably taller than Joshua, although to them, it makes no difference. Sofia and Joshua rarely fight, and they are a couple made in heaven, as they will truly be together forever.
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Get the Softball Legs mug.The most attractive man known across this planet. Even his master rival: girlthatfarts, is jealous of him. He has done such wonders for this world and continues to do so!
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