The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

by Crack15 September 2, 2019

rock paper scissors

A game I play with my reflection every day.

Rock paper scissors... Yes, I win!!!!

by Lonely, July 22, 2022

Rock Paper Scissors

A game I play with my relfection every day.

Rock paper scissors... yes I win!11!

by Lonely, July 24, 2022

blow a sissy out

When a Straight man ejaculates all over and everywhere from receiving oral sex from a gay man.

I’m so horny I might go blow a sissy out on the low.

by Str8great August 30, 2022

Reverse cowboy scissor

When a guy and girl scissor with a double sided dildo but the guy is in reverse because, well his hole is in the back.

My girlfriend refused to peg me so I opted for the reverse cowboy scissor.

by TangTime April 9, 2023

Reverse cowboy scissor

When a guy and a girl scissor with a double sided dildo but the guy is in reverse because well, his hole is in the back.

My girlfriend refused to peg me so I opted for the reverse cowboy scissor.

by TangTime April 9, 2023

The Runny Scissor

When you and a partner assume the scissor position and spray Diarrhea at the same time.

"Hey wanna come back to my place so we can do The Runny Scissor?"

by SirOdinson May 23, 2023