Zach Edkins is classic 🐍 . Snakes don’t give a snakes shit about u. U might call someone u don’t like a rat but rats are snake food
by Zach the snake snack April 6, 2020
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It was many years later, after he had left her for her best friend, that she realized - his stiffing the waiter on their first date was a snake preview.
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by patricia morarez October 14, 2020
Get the shakesPEARe mug.Snakeman or the Snake is a nickname for the proffesional football player neymar.He got the legendary title because he always moves like a snake when he gets injured and fells down.He falls for no reason about 50 times in a game.
Hey did you see the last match of the snakeman he played without falling down for the last 10 minutes
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Get the Snakeman mug.The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.
Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
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