Double detroit smash

The act of fucking someone so hard it turns into to an Allmight and Deku gang bang.
But seriously watch the damn movie pussy, best movie ever aeeeeeeewggghhh 😫😫😫😫

Me and my friend fucked a girl so hard that it became a DOUBLE DETROIT SMASH. but seriously watch the movie.

by TTDAMD October 20, 2018

Quantum Dick Smashing

The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.

Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!

Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!

by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013

Smash & Duct Tape

To have intercourse with an underage party, or co-worker while keeping it under wraps.

But she's only 15!!!! No problem dog, just smash & duct tape.

by Bwana Harris October 16, 2006

smashed my kiwi's

when you jam your balls masturbating

AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's

by Blake November 11, 2002

smash your church

an alternative for "kick you ass" or the likes. Derived from a moment in architecture studio, when one threatened to smash the model church another student had spent 12 hours making.

"Put that down or I'll smash your church!"

by BMil October 11, 2006

smashing the like button

A woman performing clitoral masturbation or known as “smashing the like button”

Lil sister Susie is in her bedroom smashing the like button to Johnny Sins

by Muff Goodman October 31, 2020

Bag of smashed crabs

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs

im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs

by Battlephone October 6, 2009