Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".

Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care

by Tangee December 14, 2008

shatterflance

One who is deeply intimidated by dolphins who reside in shallow waters and dive around exceptionally often.

Bill is a shatterflance

by Custen June 11, 2007

shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric July 20, 2008

Shatock

This is a filler word that is used in place of the actual verb when in the presence of the ill informed party.

Say you are in a group of people and you had sex with two of them. And you want to communicate with you friend that is also in the group that you had sex with one or both you would say

I shatocked her last week then last night I shatocked her friend

by N Honda October 8, 2008

ShatNastic

When someone Shits there pants after laughing so hard they cannot stop it from coming out.

After Bobby told a hilarious joke I was laughing so hard it was ShatNastic.

by BlindMan27 January 25, 2009

Shatonne

One of those stranglings in your life that on a day to day basis can just crack you up by hearing her laugh

Shatonne i farted. (constant laughter that sometimes turns into a "shtoon squeak")

by Tagith February 16, 2009

shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.

"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"

by Dannygasted February 25, 2010