Sam Falk

Sam Falk is a dog trapped in a human’s body. He will follow anyone who gives him orders and is even willing to jump off of cliffs if his leader does so. Enjoys sports, jazz band, and men. In its free time a Sam Falk will watch Phineas and Fern, practice his trumpet, and look at pictures of Kyle Davidson.

Friend 1: Hey, where’s your Sam Falk?
Friend 2: He’s over there, chewing on that go-go squeeze.

by alsonotsamfalk January 29, 2020

Sam Russel

Is very mean, bullies people for fun. Rufuses to be Barbie, but let’s me be the duck that eats cupcakes and spits the sprinkles out on the roof. Plays football and basketball 🤢🤢

Sam Russel is hideous.

by Simone Delmarter June 12, 2020

chase sams

fuck boy.

a person who is a weak ass pussy that ain't bout shit.

look at chase sams, that weak ass fuckboy

by harperism December 1, 2014

Sam Mellish

The coolest guy ever that get's all the bitches

"Hi."
"Hello."
"I hate you."
"Why?"
"Because you're not Sam Mellish."

by Ur big fat mommy June 6, 2022

Sam Vecchi

Virgin

He's a real Sam Vecchi

by CoolDudery69 January 29, 2018

Sam Horning

a stupid fucking faggot that nobody fucking loves including his own mother. Sam Horning is inherently a Neo-Nazi supporting racism and the euthanization of black people.

sam horning is fucking rat poison

by cumguzzlerfuckface69 January 19, 2022

Sam Robinson

Asking for nudes in a wierd way

Ahh no not again, he’s pulling a Sam Robinson

by DeeBlockEurope March 30, 2022