When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.
Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.
Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.
Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.
by Misterstitches November 21, 2019
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An introvert with an undying need to express how different he is from the rest of the crowd. This mammal lurks in the depths of 4-Chan, searching for the raunchiest and dankest memes. They often praise The Unabomber's Manifesto as almost a bible because they are so edgy.
Person 1: Yo G, that Sam Sherm was in the back of the class with his head down.
Person 2: shit as long as his hand wasn't in his bag I don't care.
Person 2: shit as long as his hand wasn't in his bag I don't care.
by The Boi from Colebrook April 21, 2019
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An introvert trying to survive the society through sarcasm and dank humour. Memes are the only thing in between this meme lord and suicide.
An introvert trying to survive the society through sarcasm and dank humour. Memes are the only thing in between this meme lord and suicide.
by sexxxybeast999 April 24, 2019
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