by Lettucebefree June 16, 2018
Get the Saltmug. When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch
I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”
by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023
Get the Canadian salt shakermug. An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.
Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.
Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!
Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!
Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
by Giant Miniature Space Hampster March 5, 2017
Get the salt merchantmug. A woman wakes her man up by dipping her fingers in her wet pussy and lathering it on his sleeping mouth lips.
by RedNexDex April 20, 2024
Get the Sex Smelling Saltsmug. Tyler: I have a test at 8am tomorrow
Kaleigh: Just pop an adderall and pull an all-nigher!
Tyler: Ive literally been salted for days
Tyler: Salted means Adderall...
Kaleigh: Just pop an adderall and pull an all-nigher!
Tyler: Ive literally been salted for days
Tyler: Salted means Adderall...
by madawgyyyyyy August 16, 2016
Get the saltedmug. I made out with a salt-and-pepper bear at a gay bar last night because his white and black hair turned me on.
by Ana Siski January 2, 2020
Get the Salt-and-Pepper Bearmug. A very salty boy, who rages over at everything and anything, wheter is it be a small or big problem.
by A-Bitch-Named-Al April 18, 2018
Get the Salt Godmug.