rusty bongwater

What you get when you use a metal bong.

The myth, the man, the legend.
My dixie wrecked.

Rusty Bongwater - may your eyes be red and your budz green.

by Rustybongwater April 14, 2021

rusty mazzorella

A used tampon that is fried and served with marinara sauce.

My girlfriend gave me a rusty mazzorella stick to hold me over till dinner

by Kb11223344 April 27, 2021

A Rusty Bowers

Named after lifelong republican Rusty Bowers who testified during the January 6th Congressional hearings...

When you are censured by your own political party after brief but poignant moment of conscientiousness.

"Any republican who speaks out against Trump can expect a Rusty Bowers."

by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience July 20, 2022

rusty porkchop

Grinding a penis between butt cheeks, using feces as lubricant.

I was rusty porkchopping the guy.

by Rusty Pork-chop August 8, 2022

Rusty Buffalo

Donut Operator thinks it is a thing and he was right.

"the ol rusty buffalo, sounds like something on the urban dictionary"

by jaquavywavy August 13, 2022

Rusty nuts

Rusty Nuts- When your doing her from behind and she starts her period.

Kevin was hammering Mary from behind and she started her period. Now he has rusty nuts.

by Pat Makrotch April 21, 2022

rusty kettle

A euphemism for genitalia (more commonly of the female variety) originating from Salad Fingers #1. Specifically refers to genitalia any person wishes to caress.

I’d like you to caress my rusty kettle.
I’d like to caress your rusty kettle.

by Mabaluf May 2, 2022