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rusty cannoli

The act of a woman defecating on one's penis, then inserting said poopdick into the vagina for an eventual creampie.
Everything was going great with the anal, until she pooped on me. I'ma get mines, though, so I gave her the rusty cannoli.
by themeatsweats May 6, 2019
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rusty bitch

Person 1: yo mom lets buy some ground beef to make some rusty bitch
mom of person 2: I'm proud to call you my son
by pumpcunt October 14, 2017
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rusty itch

a reddish-brown genital rash that keeps coming back like the skank you had a booty call with and who won't leave you alone.
Man, I got a rusty itch on my nads that keeps popping up like my ex!
by V.D.Robison May 24, 2010
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Rusty gaff

A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook, or a lesser known but equally important powerful rusty hook.The main differences is that you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.
When a gave the dutch woman a power rusty gaff it felt like pulling a tuna on board. She then wanted one rusty gaff a day to earn her citizenship.
by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019
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Rusty Croaker

The act of inserting a frog into a persons anal cavity facing outward, and then inserting your penis into the persons anus until the frog bites the tip of your penis and you can pull the frog out attached to your penis.
I was hanging out with a hooker in a swamp when all of the sudden she asked me to give her a rusty croaker. She said it was like dick noodling frogs in an ass.
by Poop Noodler December 11, 2018
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rusty eyeshadow

this is a derivative of the rusty fish hook.
it happens when a misguided fanger hits her eye instead of inside her mouth.

While shagging from behind, insert a finder into her anus and use that same finger to rub her eye.
that chick only put a rusty eyeliner on on eye! looks hot with that rusty eyeshadow
by AwehMyBru November 2, 2010
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rusty hooker

A hooker whos legs are so tired from fucking that they move as if they are starting to rust
I tried to spead that hookers legs like nothing but i guess she was a rusty hooker
by Illiteratedylan March 10, 2018
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