rusty mazzorella

A used tampon that is fried and served with marinara sauce.

My girlfriend gave me a rusty mazzorella stick to hold me over till dinner

by Kb11223344 April 27, 2021

rusty dalton

Rusty Dalton: The act of explosively pooping your pants after you pass out from drinking and eating hot wings while sadly watching the playoffs knowing your team lost another playoff game.

Dude, i was so hammered last night watching another playoff loss, I woke up to a Rusty Dalton

Bro, i passed out watching the game and woke up to a Rusty Dalton all over my couch.

by Giant Igle April 18, 2016

Rusty hummer

When a person eats your ass, then gives you a blowjob.

Stan's dick smelled because he got a rusty hummer.

by IvanHoff April 21, 2023

Rusty or russle

A common name and nickname used for dumb kids

Often jocks who play stupid sports have this name
A lot of guys who think they're hot fucking shit possess this name as well

Have you seen that guy he looks like a rusty or russle

by Puppet wolf September 2, 2018

Dirty Rusty

The dirty rusty is to simultaneously suck dick while you cook

*smacks ass* hey babe bacon smells good let's pull a dirty rusty

by Izzbirddog February 19, 2021

rusty passport

When you do a line of coke off of a strippers ass in a foreign country.

Becky was wondering when Fahad was going to perform the rusty passport after their initial meeting in Amsterdam.

by thefanciestboop March 10, 2017

rusty donkey

A rustic bar that is now closed.

What year did that rusty donkey close on Detroit Avenue?

by Rdore1277 December 5, 2015