Reverse Bum

The act of offering a bum a warm meal in a restaurant with the inent to stick him/her with the check, aka reverse bum, after eating.

Employed citizen: Hey why don't you come with me to get something to eat.
Bum: wkhdujtzye...ok
-Moments before meal is completed-
Employed citizen: Wow that was good. I'm going to go to the restroom; excuse me.

Employed citizen then takes off for the door thus not paying for the meal or completing a reverse bum on the homeless person.

by dingdangdingdong October 21, 2008

Reverse Pinocchio

When you lie about the size of your cock it progressively gets smaller

Jared Vogel = Reverse Pinocchio

by EatThatPussy1956 June 17, 2018

Reverse Blumpkin

The act of sucking on a penis while having poop stuffed into your butthole

Reverse Blumpkin the top of the food chain on a sunday night.

by creamybarber July 11, 2018

Reverse Blindfold

That which makes you see things you have never ever seen before.

Person 1: Dude if you take this, you'll see things you have never seen before!

Person 2: Like a reverse blindfold?!!??!

by corals July 20, 2010

reverse-friend

Sending a friend invite to someone on a social-network without previously knowing them, but eventually becoming friends in real life.

We didn't really know each other before, but I reverse-friended him online anyway.

by panoptican April 30, 2010

reverse cactus

The act of smacking someone in the ass with a hand full of pins, in a sexual matter.

Lastnight I reverse cactus that girl.

by PussyDestroyer6869 July 3, 2017

Reverse Colonoscopy

When having anal sex, the male pulls out rapidly causing your rectum to go inside out.

last night my boyfriend and I had anal sex and he gave me a reverse colonoscopy

by Jeakes January 31, 2023