1 Pump Glump

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load

Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"

by My Parents Died April 27, 2022

double pepperoni pump

The act where a girl gives two guys a handjob at once.

Guy 1: Did you and Jerry have fun at Stephanie's house?
Guy 2: Yeah, she gave us a double pepperoni pump

by Plasmatiic September 26, 2018

pump daddy c

The biggest chad in anime universe, also the father figure for cell jr, and.. Also the brother of freeza the normie

Ex. Cooler is pump daddy c.

by A devotee of pump daddy C August 24, 2022

Norwegian bike pump

When a man pulls on his foreskin, creating an air tight seal around someone’s bare asshole, then harvests the fart and replants it into someone’s mouth.

I was supposed to meet Tyler for a drink but he couldn’t make it. He thought ass-to-mouth was the worst bet he’d ever lost until Dylan introduced him to the Norwegian bike pump. Now his tires are flat, his ass is raw, and his breath smells like shit.

by I’m not Brandon June 12, 2018

Penis pump original

Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random

Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original

Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening

by Lork Banana-Larry July 5, 2021

pump up the crowd

the act of influencing a crowd to show more attention and excitement towards a lack luster band or song. Arm movements towards the sky, a "c'mon" or eyebrows and head raised are typical ways for a band to improve the fan experience.

The crowd was enjoying the show in their own way until the band needed to pump up the crowd where everybody was asked to raise their arms to please the band's request.

Thankfully, Auberbach decided to pump up the crowd. Then it was a party.

Yeah, I've never seen Thom Yorke try to pump up the crowd before. I really wish he could try to connect wit the crowd more.

by spooninspoonout November 11, 2014

Super Soaker Pumped

Being really pumped up or excited for something

I am super soaker pumped for the game tomorrow.

by thewazzo May 6, 2013