Balls in a pretzel

Like getting one's shorts in a knot- to the highest degree.

Arturo: Dude I knocked up my sister I'm totally fucked!

Fabian: Hey man- don't get your shorts in a knot.

Well, maybe get your shorts in a knot, but definately not your balls in a pretzel.

by Der Preuße January 31, 2010

PrettyBoy

a guy who thinks they are above everyone else; a guy who pretends to be a ladies man but really has zero swag

Just because he thinks he is a PrettyBoy he can get all the girls.

It is a common belief that PrettyBoy is metrosexual.

by haterade-lover December 19, 2010

pretty nice

this is said when something stupid, cool, lame, and or dumb happens( created by T.P)

" dang I took an L on that test"

" wow, pretty nice"

*someone or yourself trips*

" pretty nice"

by PriceIsRight00 July 3, 2017

pretzel screwed

Getting less than half in a split- as in splitting a pretzel withour getting the inner knot. Less than half of any deal. Getting screwed in a divorce.

I lost the house, the dog and the cars in my divorce, I really got pretzel screwed.

by Slydawg May 3, 2006

Stalker Pretty

A girl or boy that is so beautiful that it causes a regular boy/girl to stalk them or try to find out who they are to no end.

That guy from Food Lion who checked me out yesterday just tried to add me to facebook. That's because you are stalker pretty!

by woooojamie! December 1, 2011

popular pretty

popular pretty is a person who’s popular because they are pretty and everyone wants to be their friend not the other way round!

jenny is 100% popular pretty, i wish i looked like her.

by anonymous January 21, 2023

Prezzy

1. Being completely swagged out.
2. Total control of swag.

Yo, did you see that guy ? His swag was mad prezzy !

by Prezzy Clothing April 23, 2011