Polish Bagpipes

The act of placing a straw underneath an armpit and plowing to create a series of flatulance noises.

The silly boy pulled out the Polish Bagpipes at the wedding cermony as the bride walked down the aisle.

by odogg_illinois July 18, 2010

Food stamp poisoning

The visible physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.

“Look at those big people shuffling to the car with the groceries. Can’t make it up the steps with those big bags of chips and soda pop. Must be food stamp poisoning.”

by ewobbel June 22, 2011

Polish Plumber

Tossing salad using pureed polish sausage or kielbasa instead of syrup.

We had plenty of leftover sausage, so I had my wife give me a Polish Plumber.

by Master Plumber January 27, 2008

nail polish

it comes in all different colors. and its like paint for your finger nails. ( most commen colors for nail polish is pink and red )

you can also go to a place to get them done!

Tiffany: OMG my nails look so fugly!
Scarlet: OMG i know what you can do!
Tiffany: what?
Scarlet: i can paint them with nail polish!
Tiffany: OMG that would be so amazing! i want pink nail polish!
Scarlet: OMG your nails will look so cute!

by scarlettandtiffany April 25, 2009

Polish Cop

A cop that jumps on his whistle and blows his horse.

"Heyo!!! Eshtop There!!!"

by runner* July 24, 2004

polish fire drill

The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and dash laps around someone else's car until the light changes or the other people around you get really pissed.

Hey man, I'm bored, let's go do a few Polish Fire Drills at the next red light.

by whowhatwhere March 24, 2008

are polish people gay?

yes.

are polish people gay? ... ex : hey are you gay?? - someone whos not polish

omaigad very!! - someone who is polish

by fleffixa November 17, 2021