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chaos porn

A general term for incoherent ideologies and absurd conspiracy theories that allow adherents to ignore unpleasant truths and engage in rich fantasy lives where their perceived enemies are punished for imaginary crimes. Although followers passionately believe in an overthrow of the dominant paradigm, few take direct action away from their computers, and instead choose to live their lives online, enjoying the anticipation of a revolution that never comes.
After losing his job because of Trump's trade war, John spent his days wallowing in chaos porn, tweeting for hours about the secret indictments that would end the pervasive child sex trafficking in Washington D.C. and finally give his life meaning.
by AaronBurr626 August 7, 2018
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failure porn

Videos that rub salt in the wounds of individuals or companies that tried at something and failed, often subconsciously making the viewer feel better about not trying by reminding them of the consequences of failure.
"I was up until 3AM watching failure porn for 'Batman v. Superman'."

"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"
by IMJL February 6, 2018
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Snuggie Porn

Snuggie Porn is sexual intercourse filmed or photographed where one or more participants is wearing a Snuggie. Due to the fact that the participants are wearing a robe, it is best on filmed on a cold day doing doggy style.
I downloaded some Snuggie Porn, but all they were able to show was ass shots.
by gump85 February 18, 2009
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porn again

porn again: 1. Religious people who backslide into horny habits. e.g., Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker.
2. What Tea Leoni says to David Duchovny every night, afternoon, hour, whatever.
Ex: Cheri: Hey!! Turn that crap off! You know we go to church now! I thought you were over porn.
Roderick: Honey, I’m not born again, I’m porn again.
Cheri: Not funny!! Take your hand out of your pants!

Ex: Tiffany: Debbie, lookit this! Another porn again preacher on the tele! He impregnated his church secretary.
Debbie: Is it Jessica Hahn? What happened to her? She’s so eighties.
by heather acq May 2, 2008
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Porn Mode

A mode available in modern web browsers that doesn't store any session information.
by ziggle October 26, 2008
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Sasquatch Porn

Kinky pornographic material that involves a girl (or boy) venturing into the forest in search of the mysterious hair covered mongoloid, and they do it in the forest.
Last night I was home alone, and feeling lonely so I watched some Sasquatch porn then called my neighbor and asked him to dress up so we could fuck in my yard.
by sasquatchlvr68 September 6, 2010
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food porn

My phone died again while I was looking at food porn
by Faceless Alison May 10, 2016
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