when you cum in the palm of your hand and splatter it on a woman’s face like it’s paint and she is a canvas
by blake cloudzy_on_1ping April 19, 2022
Get the paint splattermug. by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 2, 2022
Get the Painted trim in the new bedroommug. Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
by Benny Church December 5, 2012
Get the Montana Paintmug. a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.
shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.
shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
by moldy carpet March 19, 2024
Get the Lead paint staremug. Painting her fingernails is when a woman masturbates on the go, like in the bathroom at a party, and when she comes out the tops of her fingernails are all glossy and shiny like she just applied a new coat of fingernail polish.
Guys like girls who paint their fingernails and who will paint them in front of them at a moments notice.
Guys like girls who paint their fingernails and who will paint them in front of them at a moments notice.
She left the bathroom door unlocked and I accidentally walked in on her listening to Sade and painting her fingernails.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018
Get the painting her fingernailsmug. by LadyLover199 September 16, 2018
Get the Finger Paintingmug. While playing online shooting games, the act of alternating crouching and standing. This results in a “clam slam” or “tea bag” frustrating opponents to repeat poor gaming decisions.
by letsmergedotcom January 5, 2022
Get the Taint Paintmug.