titty cream

An antiseptic cream, which doesn't actually exist, specifically for the purpose of applying to enflamed, grazed, chafed, cut or swollen nipples.

By the end of the marathon, Morticia's nipples were so swollen and red-raw, having just had a sweaty running shirt chafing them for a good 4 hours or more, that she applied a whole tube of titty cream to both of them.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

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Titty Wax

A special lube used to oil a girl's titties, priming her for a nice titty fuck.

I was titty fucking Cameran last night but it was too dry. I grabbed my titty wax and proceeded to go to town...

by YaBoyJCriddy August 24, 2011

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Clipboard Titties

A tit so saggy that you can hang School Pictures, Shopping lists, etc.. from.

Mom can you hang up my art project, you know you got those clipboard titties

by KiDd2019 October 18, 2019

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Dumptruck Titties

Like a dumptruck ass on the chest; large breasts.

Yo, did you see Brittany? She’s got those Dumptruck Titties.

by patrolpatrol December 15, 2020

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Bong Titty

The phenomenon of heightened male breast growth due to increased estrogen levels resultant of excessive marijuana intake. Usually take the shape of a flacid torpedo.

Ya see the bong titty on that dude

by ssi January 26, 2007

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