arse-cockle

Alternative term for a hemorrhoid (a.k.a. arse grape).

I'm suffering from the discharge from my arse-cockles and it's causing me some rather unpleasant chaffing in the pants region.

by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006

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Arse beans

Dry lumbs of poo caught in arse hair

“You’ve got arse beans”

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Rabbi Arse Plunder

Rabbi Arse Plunder are an experimental death/grind/reggae collective from Sussex, UK, featuring Emma Menorah, Mike Ball Grinder and Ruth Will Rise Again.

The new Rabbi Arse Plunder album " Cunt Puss" is a brilliant mix of grinding death metal and japanese reggae

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Rabbi Arse Plunder

Rabbi Arse Plunder are an experimental gore grind / Death Metal band from Sussex UK featuring Emma Menorah, Ruth Will Rise Again, and Mike Ball Grinder.

The new Rabbi Arse Plunder album " Cunt Puss" is a fantastic blend of Death Metal, Goregrind, and Japanese Reggae

by Bearcrawl April 09, 2024

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Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.

* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."

by Awkward broccoli January 07, 2024

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