not arsed

Someone who do not give a fuck. Usually from northern moore and are probably a 6 year old with no manners.

"Safe hannah kath and Larne. I'm not arsed yanno."

"I'm not arsed that Larnes a poo stain or that Hannah drinks diet coke. I'm not arsed that Katherine is a princess"

by Klhc2k17dickheaaaaad March 2, 2017

arse warm

The state of an object being warm having been sat on and/or warmed by an arse.

"Could I borrow a pen?"
"Sure. It's a bit arse warm."
"I'll ask somebody else."

by No Name Johnny December 28, 2005

Fag my arse

The want to put a penis in your ass

I wanted to fag my arse yesterday.

by Drew Jace 2003 October 31, 2019

arse ballsack

When a man puts his ballsack up into your arse, causing a brown-sack (see: brown-sack)

Person 1: My BF gave me an arse ballsack last night!
Person 2: I hope he washed his brown-sack afterward

by PooHole22 June 4, 2022

nappy arse

Someone who claims to have a big arse but in reality it’s painful to look at.

That Kurt Dillion fella has a huge fucking nappy arse

by Bupppp January 16, 2020

Falling out of my arse

Similar to "hanging out of my arse" but usually referencing tireness and fatigue instead of a hangover or a sense of feeling ill.

Steve: you gaming tonight?
Mickie luv: nah pal, I'm falling out of my arse, gonna call it a night.

by Louis Lovetrain May 3, 2023

hypocritical arse

A Person who is being disliked by a group of People.

You are such a hypocritical arse I can´t stand you Kevin.

by Rosywiththehosy March 20, 2018