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Rocky Mountain Handy

The action of receiving a hand-job in a sleeping-bag when on a hike.
Man 1 -"Dude, I heard James got a Rocky mountain handy last week!"
Man 2 - "I didn't even know there was enough space in a sleeping-bag for that..."
by Honorarykicker August 12, 2012
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Swedish Mountain Range

The process of using a iron to melt goat cheese all over a women's breasts while she gives you head.
Hey Chris you'll never guess what I did last night at URI. She was on her period but I gave her the old "Swedish Mountain Range".
by Holden Miload March 19, 2013
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Rocky Mountain Snow Cap

Sex postition - Engage in normal missionary until male is close to orgasm. Quickly stand over females chest and take a dump right below her breasts. Then proceed to ejaculate over entire excrement, the end result should resemble the frosty tops of the Rocky Mountain range.
Friend 1 - "Yo, dude, that chick we met last night was nasty."

Friend 2 - "What do you mean?"

Friend 1 - "She wanted something called a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap all over her chest."
by SquatcHammer August 30, 2013
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Brindlee Mountain High School

90% (Inbread) ,6% ( Redneck) 1% (some rich spoiled kids), 2%( jocks), 1% (School Shooter) .....Where all the girls have been plowed more than a farm, and where the guys just dont care.
Dont claim Brindlee Mountain high school.
by Brindlee Mountain December 12, 2018
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The Mountain Goat

When the female is on top in a reverse cow girl position on all fours. She begins to make goat noises on top, as the male returns the goat call to the female. The more goat calls that happen the higher she climbs the mountain, until both the female and male make the final goat call. Meaning they climbed to the top of the mountain. They both have accomplished the mountain goat.
Last night we did The Mountain Goat and this girl mountain called me so loud.
by lil_mouse December 20, 2018
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skiing down cock mountain

Jerking off a series of men to climax in succession in the style of a downhill skier using ski-poles.
Rob : Have you had Terrance
John : Are you joking?! He's had everyone in here...he's been skiing down cock mountain
Rob : Well I never....
by Ian Bunton, call me "Bunny" September 17, 2014
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fuck me on a mountain in switzerland

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
by bitchdivataytay February 9, 2008
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