“ noting the missed performance yesterday, one had anticipated a truly stupendous rendering this morning, only to be disappointed by a meager production, and then, quite unexpectedly, later that day, I was overjoyed to announce a grand presentation of the missing link !”
by Faecal matters October 30, 2020
Get the Missing linkmug. by Jpoou February 6, 2025
Get the Unless I miss my guessmug. Adverb- While driving down the highway drinking miller lite, flashing the centerfold of a Playboy to passing motorists.
En route to our destination, we had lots of fun Miss Septembering all the cars we passed until we noticed the man next to us was driving with his mother in law who slapped him in the face for looking too long. Fortunately we did not get pulled over.
by Erbo October 10, 2013
Get the miss septemberingmug. All the crap that some weirdos remember from a spin the bottle game and some people had their first kiss there...yeet
by TippytheHippy May 8, 2019
Get the hit or missmug. Miss tidwell liked hot dogs with with with with with with with with with with ketchup with with with with more ketchup
by trystan smith March 5, 2019
Get the miss tidwellmug. A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 18 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal
Miss Stanek
A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 12 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal
Example: "Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Jimmy:"Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Talat:"Dude, I muffdived that hoe, last night. Plus I me and Mr. Hornytits took her on. He got the mouth and I got the ass"
Jimmy:"Dank"
Talat:"Dank"
A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 12 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal
Example: "Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Jimmy:"Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Talat:"Dude, I muffdived that hoe, last night. Plus I me and Mr. Hornytits took her on. He got the mouth and I got the ass"
Jimmy:"Dank"
Talat:"Dank"
by BARHULAHAK May 4, 2015
Get the Miss Stanekmug. Person who usually sleeps with your friends behind your back.
A "Big O slut".
One who over stays at your house.
Aka squirter.
Justins Mom
A "Big O slut".
One who over stays at your house.
Aka squirter.
Justins Mom
Hey man look at miss jay jay a , she is really riding that pole . Miss jay jay a can sure make it clap. Ha ha she probably got the clap..
by RXJ April 12, 2013
Get the Miss Jay Jay Amug.