Minutos

A synonym to the word "minutes" for retards who are incapable of properly typing the word "minutes" on their keyboard.

"Hey, Jim! I'll be home in a few minutos" "Don't you mean, 'minutes' Tom?" "No, I'm retarded."

by Epicguy2 July 27, 2019

5 minutes left

the art of going at it after one person announces that time is up in 5 minutes. usually results in heavy petting, nakedness, and possible orgasm by one or both participants.

Ronny attacked Tony's penis once he announced that they had 5 minutes left until they had to get back to work. about 10 minutes later, Tony's fingers were deep inside Ronny as she stroked him to completion.

by Poppy Greg July 24, 2006

525,600 minutes

The incorrect amount of minutes in a year. Made famous by the musical Rent. The actual amount of minutes in a year is 525948.48.

525,600 minutes, how do you measure, measure a year?

by That Guy Who Pwns June 6, 2009

Manute

A manute is a unit of time, often found in the injury time of Manchester United games. A manute can vary in length, usually depending on how long it takes the team to score a winning goal.

Man 1: 'The amount of injury time in that game was ridiculous.'

Man 2: 'What do you mean? The full three manutes were played.'

by Steve Mi August 23, 2011

minted

A slang term to describe being stoned. Used in areas where youre not meant to be you can say your minted and only some people will know what youre talking about. Alongside this the word mints is used as slang for weed.

Example 1

Man 1 "Yo im fucking minted"

Man 2 "yeah man thats some good shits"

Example 2

Man 1 "Hey when can you get those mints"

Man 2 "I think the shops run out"

by Ricky-Acid November 15, 2007

Minted

(v) to get minted is to hook up with someone
meaning to "get fresh" with someone

also,

"to get mint" is to have a hook up with someone

I think I'm going to get minted with him tonight ;)

by PinkTigeress January 18, 2011

NewYork Mintue

A Second In REAL Time But A Second Is A Mintue In NewYork....

Girl: STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE!
Boy: IM NOT AND DONT MAKE ME MAD!
Girl: AND WHY IS THAT?
Boy: CuAuse Ill Drop Your Ass In A NewYork Mintue!
Girl:-___-

by DOYJUOIE078 November 2, 2012