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mexican stinky sandwich

When one farts into a taco, or anything else edible at tacobell. Usually done if a customer is an ass or is really picky. A mexican stinky salad can also be done anywhere in mexico too.
Yo! Jose...my hombra, that customer was an ass. Imma make him a special sandwich... A mexican stinky sandwich.
by Jawmama February 1, 2008
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Mexican Bullhorn

The Mexican Bullhorn is a greeting that originated deep in ancient Aztec culture. A host would tuck in his shirt just before a fart, pass gas, and place his face down his collar to inhale the vapors. Next, the host looks his victim in the eyes and exhales the flatulence into his face.
Alex smiled as Scott approached. He subtly brought his shirt collar up above his face and took a deep breath. When the unsuspecting prey was within an arms reach Alex exhaled full force--the Mexican Bullhorn had rendered Scott (or your FBF) unconscious.
by Meester Harret May 20, 2008
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Mexican Notepad

What police officer refer to as their ticket books because they're always writing down Mexican names for driving without insurance.
Hey Joe hand me my Mexican notepad, I've got another illegal driving...and shocking! No insurance.
by American Patriot in Blue April 3, 2010
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Snow Mexican

by Albert tofman August 6, 2018
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Mexican Lasagna

When you titty-fuck a girl because she is having her period. Just after cumming between her tits (thus creating the cheese), you rip out her tampon and rub the blood between her tits as well (thus creating the sauce).

Defecation can be added as a third step depending on whether one prefers cheese or meat lasagna.
Charles: Dude are you fucking that girl tonight?

Frank: No, I think she has her period.

Charles: Well I hope she's hungry then, cause you gotta give her the Mexican Lasagna.
by Wowthisisgross October 19, 2010
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mexican mouthwash

I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.
by it_was_a_friday_night April 8, 2008
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mexicant

a Mexican who is unable to hop the fence at the border due to malnutrition or sprained ankles from long hours of mowing and playing soccer
Hernandez- ey meng ju seen juan lopez?
Armando- naw meng he was wit us in tijuana
Enrique- oh no meng he a mexicant he couldnt make it over!
Hernandez- Porque juan lopez!!! porque!?!?!?!
by Closet Azns April 13, 2008
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